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One day, I was walking to school like I do every day. I thought this day would be an ordinary day but it wasn’t. Actually, it was one of the worst days in my life!
I remember it was a Monday, I had woken up very late because the alarm clock didn’t go off. When I was going to school I felt that something had fallen in my head but I didn’t pay attention to this. To my horror, when I got to school my friends started looking to me with weird faces and said me that I had pigeon’s poo in my head. I got so embarrassed that I immediately run to the bathroom to take that disgusting thing out. Lately in my first class, my mathematic’s teacher gave us a surprise mini-test. I haven´t studied anything yet so I got a zero.
To improve my day, my next class was physics education and I hate it with all my forces. I was trying to play football when a ball hit my face. Believe it or not, I fainted! I woke up in school’s ward 10 minutes after. They sent me home to rest but when I got there I realized that I had forgot the keys so I had to wait two hours to my sister arrives.
In the end of the day I was lying in my bed thinking: ... !

Carla